Brad Sela is living an apathetic suburban life in his affluent neighborhood until two new friends drag him down a destructive path toward self-discovery."My favorite millennial provocateur." —Bret Easton Ellis, NYLON Magazine Must-Reads September 2023 "This book is raucous, raunchy, and sure to offend, and there are readers who'll appreciate those things. I will forever defend Kazemi's ability to write this book and entertain his intended audience against those who'd torch all three." —Ellen Hopkins, author of Crank and a dozen other banned books Freshly seventeen and entering his Y2K senior year, Brad is feeling fatigued by the cookie-cutter image his new-agey Oprah-loving mom and corporate-Boomer dad expect him to maintain, so when the new transfer students, Lu and Shane, invite him out to the woods, he agrees to see what this Baphomet-worshipping goth kid and classic-rock stoner have to offer. ...