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<description><![CDATA[<a class="highslide" href="https://picture.graycity.net/img/1707281108/17810_whats-in-the-bottle.jpg"><img src="https://picture.graycity.net/img/1707281108/17810_whats-in-the-bottle_preview.jpg" class="fr-fic fr-dib" title ="What&#039;s in the Bottle?" alt ="What&#039;s in the Bottle?"/></a><br//>A short story about Dave, an ordinary guy who gets fed up with magazine and TV adds for products nobody needs. It&rsquo;s time to take things into his own hands! Armed with two beers from different brands and a WWII Beretta he drives down to the local supermarket to rescue the consumer.&ldquo;... and if you call in the next ten minutes, we&rsquo;ll include a premium quality stainless steel bottle opener, free of charge.&rdquo; &ldquo;Hello. Dave speaking. I&rsquo;d like to order ten bottles. That&rsquo;d be all.&rdquo; &ldquo;Ten bottles. OK sir and congratulations. You qualify for our special offer, the premium quality stainless steel bottle opener.&rdquo; &ldquo;Thanks, I just want the bottles please.&rdquo; &ldquo;But sir, this is a special opportunity.&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes, I know. I just want the bottles, please. I don&rsquo;t need a bottle opener.&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes sir, we will send you ten bottles, but I would like you to reconsider our special offer.&rdquo; &ldquo;Just the bottles please.&rdquo; &ldquo;Sir, we have to offer you the bottle opener. It&rsquo;s the company policy sir.&rdquo; &ldquo;Thanks for the offer but I just want the bottles please.&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes sir, we will send you the bottles, but since you called ten minutes before the end of the advertisement we would like to offer you our unique bottle opener.&rdquo; &ldquo;Look man, just send the bottles, OK? I don&rsquo;t need more junk in my apartment.&rdquo; &ldquo;Sir, what we offer is premium quality. A stainless steel bottle opener with a deluxe metal finish. &rdquo; &ldquo;So why does stainless steel need a metal finish for? Just send me the bottles please.&rdquo; &ldquo;But wouldn&rsquo;t you...&rdquo; &ldquo;No. Are you listening to me. Send me the stupid bottles and... You know what, forget about it. I don&rsquo;t want the bottles anymore.&rdquo; Dave hung up the phone: &ldquo;Man I need a beer. So scientists still wonder how alcoholism develops?&ldquo;]]></description>
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